Quote by Eddie Murphy:

Jacuzzi? See, I knew y'all was faggots!

Comedian
Short bio
Edward Regan Murphy is an American actor, comedian, and singer. Murphy was a regular cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1980 to 1984. He has worked as a stand-up comedian and was ranked No. 10 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-ups of All Time.

All quotes by Eddie Murphy

Quotes by other comedians

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick.

I was having a great day until I woke up.

Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.