Quote by Tig Notaro

I was at a party and this guys was hitting on me. But he was hitting on me with the most boring questions. One of them was “If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?” And I was like, “Anywhere?” And he was like, “Anywhere.” And I was like, “To the other side of the room… Now please get out of the way of a woman and her dream.”