I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Nothing makes you feel better inside, male or female, than when someone who shouldn't have fucked you, did.
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.