Quote by Bill Maher:

I think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.

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William Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. He is known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher and the similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.

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