Quote by Adam Ferrara:

Whenever she uses the phrase "I was thinking...," that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

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Adam Ferrara is an American actor and comedian known for playing the role of Chief "Needles" Nelson on the FX series Rescue Me. He was a co-host on the U.S. version of Top Gear and played NYPD Sgt. Frank Verelli opposite Edie Falco on Showtime series Nurse Jackie.

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