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I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs.
I use profanity because I like profanity, but I’m not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.
George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
I've had some bad shows where I just sucked, but I've had some assholes, too. Some guy stood up Saturday night and said 'This is the same shit you've been peddling the last five times you've been here.' That's your biggest fear: someone who knows every word you've ever said.