Quote by Adam Carolla:

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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Adam Carolla is an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster, and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011.

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