When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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My parents got divorced. Early and ugly. My mum was nuts so I lived with my dad. We used to play a father/son games. Pin the blame on me, rock, paper, get me another beer, casino night.
Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Norm MacDonald. Norm, you're the funniest man I know. Because these are the other people that I know.