Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
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The yearbook voted me most likely to be scraped off an onramp by a puking fireman.
Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, once two of the most powerful men in this country, are now suffering from Balzheimer's disease. Why didn't I see it before? Balzheimer's is a terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of. There is no known cure.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.