Mother Goose? Yeah I fucked her.
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The Beatles were so high they let Ringo sing a couple of tunes.
But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.