Quote by Andrew Dice Clay:

People are taking the act too seriously. The Diceman character is a macho moron. It's juvenile comedy. I just like to make people laugh.

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Andrew Dice Clay is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician, and producer. He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, macho, offensive persona known as "The Diceman". In 1990, he became the first stand-up comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden for two consecutive nights.

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