Quote by Billy Connolly:

In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

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Sir William Connolly, CBE is a Scottish stand-up comedian, musician, presenter, actor and artist. He is sometimes known, especially in his homeland, by the Scots nickname "The Big Yin".

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It's very simple. There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.