Quote by Billy Connolly:


When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

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Sir William Connolly, CBE is a Scottish stand-up comedian, musician, presenter, actor and artist. He is sometimes known, especially in his homeland, by the Scots nickname "The Big Yin".

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A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.