Quote by George Carlin:


Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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