Quote by George Carlin:

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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This relationship is preventing me from becoming everything I can be as a world class masturbator. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Wow! Lee, we got a big ass problem.

Growing up in the '60s and the '70s, things certainly seemed more simplistic and easier to digest.