Quote by Bob Newhart:

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

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George Robert Newhart is an American stand-up comedian and actor, noted for his deadpan and slightly stammering delivery.

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The reality is I'm not this person with this driving 'get it done' attitude.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.