Quote by Bob Newhart:

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

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George Robert Newhart is an American stand-up comedian and actor, noted for his deadpan and slightly stammering delivery.

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I went snorkeling on vacation aka surprise drinking a lot of water through a big straw.

Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.

I’m the Forrest Gump of comedy.

Weed is from tha earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage!

Maybe we should always show pictures. Bin Laden, pictures of our wounded service people, pictures of maimed innocent civilians. We can only make decisions about war if we see what war actually is - and not as a video game where bodies quickly disappear leaving behind a shiny gold coin.