Quote by Bob Newhart:

You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.

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George Robert Newhart is an American stand-up comedian and actor, noted for his deadpan and slightly stammering delivery.

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I don't really judge. To each his own. You like what you like. If you want someone who's big-boned and you like that, ain't nothing wrong with having a little extra meat on there. If you like them thin-boned, then thats okay too.

I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.

I saw hamlet at the Globe Theater. Notice I didn't say I heard it. Some asshole with a whooping cough was right behind me. Hey lung chunks, if you're sick, stay the fuck home!

I want you like Anne Frank wanted nobody to read her fucking diary.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.