Quote by Bobcat Goldthwait:

If you ever see me at a boat show or at a car show, blow my head off.

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Robert Francis Goldthwait, better known as Bobcat Goldthwait, is an American comedian, director, actor, voice actor, and screenwriter, known for his acerbic black comedy, delivered through an energetic stage persona with an unusual gruff and high-pitched voice.

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Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.