There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
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It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.