A female president - maybe they'd start calling it the Ova Office.
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Nowhere is a great place to start.
I wanted to be a physicist when I was younger, and I also wanted to be a comedian, but only one of those worked out, so I'd like to try to do both now in a bit that I call theoretical dick jokes.
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?