Quote by George Carlin:

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fucking heroic.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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We are burning a telephone pole. I don't know where we got a telephone pole. I do know it's pretty high up there on the Drunk Theft Scale, though.

Credit-card debt and day trading-I feel like Michael Corleone in Godfather III, just when I think out, they pull me back in.

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist... who cares, the tits are out.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's "babydoll".