Community college is like a disco with books: "Here's ten dollars; let me get my learn on!"
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It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
Everyone always says, "Does it bother you that Italians are always portrayed as Mafia characters?" No, it doesn't bother me. First of all, not everybody in my family is in the Mafia. I have one uncle who's clean.
My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
When I've gotten criticism, it's that it's too long, too soft, didn't hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, "What's he doing hitting the government?"