Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and salsa. Like I was gonna let that guy get away - I don't think so.
I have over 18 years sober but am still just a minute away from going insane again.
I wish I could be attracted to unattractive women. They're just more interesting.
By the way, great way to fight: arms down, face presented.
I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.