I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.
Everybody I’ve ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after that, everybody. Every woman in here got intimidated by a guy, pushed around too much, now you’re new boyfriend tickles you a little too hard, boom restraining order. Every guy here had a woman sleep with his best friend, now your new girlfriend hugs your cousin a little long, boom car bomb.