Quote by Dana Carvey:


My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the voice and get into the rhythm, the attitude and the physicality just come out on their own.

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Dana Thomas Carvey is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter and producer. He is widely famous for being a cast member on the show Saturday Night Live, which earned him a Primetime Emmy Award from five consecutive nominations.

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When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the douche bag falls in love! Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting married on their front lawn as you drive by, "What? The 'tards just got married on their lawn. That's great! I have nobody, and the 'tards just committed to each other for a lifetime of 'tardiness".

But my kids, my brothers' kids - they think about trying to top what we did.

Nothing good comes from Switzerland! Cuckoo clocks and fucking Toblerones!