They have a luggage store at the airport? I mean, how late do you have to be running? Don't worry honey just grab a pile of shit... we'll get a bag at the airport!
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If you want to play the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
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Clint Eastwood doesn't moisturize! But Clint Eastwood needs to moisturize!
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