Ever make fun of someone so much that you feel you should thank them for all the good times? I've got a midget friend, an albino friend, and another friend who thinks "Lord of the Rings" is real. Together we call ourselves "the Unfuckables."
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I was having a great day until I woke up.
If you are going through an emotional nightmare be grateful that it is only a nightmare.
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Scattergories is second base for Christians.
I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.