Quote by Dave Chappelle:


My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

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David Khari Webber Chappelle is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Chappelle is the recipient of numerous accolades, including two Emmy Awards and two Grammy Awards. He is most known for his iconic and acclaimed satirical comedy sketch series Chappelle's Show.

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