All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicious; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to liking chicken!
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It occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is you turn them into poor people.
When I go to bed, I've got so much grease on my body, I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.
My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.