Quote by Dave Chappelle:


All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicious; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to liking chicken!

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David Khari Webber Chappelle is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Chappelle is the recipient of numerous accolades, including two Emmy Awards and two Grammy Awards. He is most known for his iconic and acclaimed satirical comedy sketch series Chappelle's Show.

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