Quote by Dave Chappelle:

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

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David Khari Webber Chappelle is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Chappelle is the recipient of numerous accolades, including two Emmy Awards and two Grammy Awards. He is most known for his iconic and acclaimed satirical comedy sketch series Chappelle's Show.

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Don't let morons judge you... Do what I do... I moronically judge myself first and get it over with... But on my watch.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking.

Well, don't dig to deep or you might get burnt by the molten lava!