Quote by David Brenner:

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable; it's how you spend the time.

Short bio
David Norris Brenner was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner "was a pioneer of observational comedy."

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What you see is what you get.

I din’t do shit today. Almost till 4 o clock I just watch TV, so i’m a loser.

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