Quote by David Brenner:


We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of Fod. What's missing is awareness.

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David Norris Brenner was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner "was a pioneer of observational comedy."

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There's nothing to fear but life itself.

I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. "Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff." Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.