Quote by David Brenner:

The truth is that God is to be found in all things - even and most especially in the painful, tragic and unpleasant things.

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David Norris Brenner was an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner "was a pioneer of observational comedy."

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