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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

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David Cross is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, and writer, known primarily for his stand-up performances, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show, and his role as Tobias Fünke in the sitcom Arrested Development.

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I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.

This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The children are afraid of nothing!

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.