Quote by David Cross:


If the terrorists hated freedom, the Netherlands would be fucking dust.

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David Cross is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, and writer, known primarily for his stand-up performances, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show, and his role as Tobias Fünke in the sitcom Arrested Development.

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Without the reality, it's just slamming into things. If you start with that physical comedy, then things surely but slowly fall apart. But you build on that reality and then you can go pretty outrageous - up to the Keaton-like gags.

Was at Royal Wedding but didn't go inside. Had same hat as Fergie's daughter.

Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.