Quote by David Cross:


If the terrorists hated freedom, the Netherlands would be fucking dust.

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David Cross is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, and writer, known primarily for his stand-up performances, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show, and his role as Tobias Fünke in the sitcom Arrested Development.

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If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

My only thrill is self inflicted hickies.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.