America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.
First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.
Just what is the handicapped parking situation at the Special Olympics? Is it still just the two spaces?