Quote by David Letterman:


America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

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David Michael Letterman is an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. He hosted late night television talk shows for 33 years, beginning with the February 1, 1982, debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC, and ending with the May 20, 2015, broadcast of Late Show with David Letterman on CBS.

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I've never been disappointed, because I've never given somebody I liked that much power.

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

Just what is the handicapped parking situation at the Special Olympics? Is it still just the two spaces?