Quote by Dennis Miller:

I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.

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Dennis Michael Miller is an American talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, and comedian. He was a cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1985 to 1991, and subsequently hosted a string of his own talk shows on HBO, CNBC, and in syndication.

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