Quote by Dick Gregory:


When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

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Richard Claxton Gregory was an American comedian, civil rights activist, social critic, writer, conspiracy theorist, entrepreneur, and occasional actor. During the turbulent 1960s, Gregory became a pioneer in stand-up comedy for his "no-holds-barred" sets, in which he mocked bigotry and racism.

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You’re born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that’s a law, if you get old you die, that’s a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you’re born with.

Never drink alone, that's what they say. But you know what? If you drink you will never be alone, alright?

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.