You know those Italian eraser phrases? "That guy is a lowlife scummy little fat rat weasel bastard… I don't mean that in a bad way." Yeah, in the best possible way you can mean that.
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It's tough, but I try to wait until the second date before I bring up my dead girlfriends.
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
And I come from a small Vietnamese family. We’re really close too, all ten of us.