We lost my grandmother recently. No, she didn't die - we lost her. She actually shrunk to the point we can't find her anymore. It's so sad 'cause we know she's still in the house, she's just not visible to the naked eye.
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Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
My wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens.
Noah’s wife, who said to Noah, "Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits." Never got a dinner!