You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
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Quotes by other comedians
Don't you love it when people in school are like, "I'm a bad test taker"? You mean, you're stupid.
I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.
I believe everything I say in the show, but I don't walk around in my everyday life like some incensed Rasputin. If I did, do you know how alone I'd be in the world?
We went to a Barnes and Noble, where I picked up an unauthorized biography of M.C. Hammer, and not wanting to overload her on her first book, I steered Dumb Dumb toward a Choose Your Own Adventure.
I've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.