Quote by Don Rickles:

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

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Donald Jay Rickles was an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author, known especially for his insult comedy. His film roles included Run Silent, Run Deep with Clark Gable and Kelly's Heroes with Clint Eastwood, and beginning in 1976 he enjoyed a two-year run starring in the NBC television sitcom C.P.O. Sharkey.

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Don't you love it when people in school are like, "I'm a bad test taker"? You mean, you're stupid.

I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.

I believe everything I say in the show, but I don't walk around in my everyday life like some incensed Rasputin. If I did, do you know how alone I'd be in the world?

We went to a Barnes and Noble, where I picked up an unauthorized biography of M.C. Hammer, and not wanting to overload her on her first book, I steered Dumb Dumb toward a Choose Your Own Adventure.

I've grown tired of resting on my laurels and have decided to start resting on my failures.