There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and words.
Quote by George Carlin:
Quotes by other comedians
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.
I love playing ego and insecurity combined.