Quote by Drew Carey:

Eating crappy food isn't a reward - it's a punishment.

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Drew Allison Carey is an American actor, voice actor, comedian, sports executive, and game show host.

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One of my friends has a stutter and a lot of people think that's a bad thing, but to me that's just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That's not an impediment, that's suspense! What's he going to say? Car?... or Carnival?... Carburetor? Man...

I once felt bad because I had no blog, and then I met a man who had no podcast.

Marriage was the only way to truly find out that I was the wrong choice.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.