Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%.
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I bought a clock, but the big hand broke off of it… so I just added "ish" to every number.
Instead of school busing and prayer in schools, which are both controversial, why not a joint solution? Prayer in buses. Just drive these kids around all day and let them pray their fuckng empty little heads off.
Oh, get the fuck outta here! Just 'cause I'm a convict, every thin' that comes outta my mouth is a god damn lie?
I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.
California is a small woman saying, "Fuck me." New York is a large man saying, "Fuck you!"