Quote by Eddie Izzard:

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

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Edward John Izzard is an English stand-up comic, actor, writer, and political activist. His comedic style takes the form of rambling whimsical monologues and self-referential pantomime.

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One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, "By the way, you know I'm fake, right?"

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.

You know when someone calls you 'pal' and you're not pals? Yeah, fuck that.

The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you’re pregnant. If you’re not, then let’s break up.