Quote by Eddie Izzard:

The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats.

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Edward John Izzard is an English stand-up comic, actor, writer, and political activist. His comedic style takes the form of rambling whimsical monologues and self-referential pantomime.

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