Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phones while driving. First-time violators could receive a fine of $100, with an additional mandatory six-month jail sentence if your ringer plays a Latin-themed novelty song.
My favorite sexual position is when the girl is facing Mecca and I am fighting off a wolf.