Oh she tripped? No, she's running. I thought she tripped but she's running. She stopped running, she did trip. You tripped!
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Here in Los Angeles, school’s out for summer. For thousands of school kids, this is the first week of summer vacation. And for thousands of parents, it’s the first week of hell.
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I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.