Quote by Ellen DeGeneres:

Oh she tripped? No, she's running. I thought she tripped but she's running. She stopped running, she did trip. You tripped!

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Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. She starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003.

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