You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers.
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.