Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
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A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!
I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.