Quote by Flip Wilson:

Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

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Clerow "Flip" Wilson Jr. was an American comedian and actor best known for his television appearances during the late 1960s and the 1970s. From 1970 to 1974, Wilson hosted his own weekly variety series, The Flip Wilson Show, and introduced viewers to his recurring character Geraldine.

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I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create a good one for myself.

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