Funny is an attitude.
Quote by Flip Wilson:
Quotes by other comedians
"What's in the tea?" "Water, bitch!"
Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.